A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy : bob lement

haiku dvd review

thumb pointed upwards
is only for the effort
not execution

Fantastic Four : bob lement

haiku dvd review

Everyone's bored
by those un-Fantastic Four
follow the dots plot

The 40 Year Old Virgin: Miles

Ok, you probably have already seen this one and heard all the reviews. Very funny stuff. The body waxing scene is classic. It has some great lines, too. I would put this one right up there with "Animal House" and "Caddy Shack". Grade A.

Broken Flowers: Miles

Does Bill Muarry have a 20 year old bastard son? I'm not telling. This is low key Bill at his best. Some perverts out there (i.e. Bob LeMent of Staticradio.com) will enjoy the brief full frontal female nudity. Others may enjoy the kooky neighbor that encourages Bill to check out the situation with his "son". I enjoyed last year's "Lost In Translation", so I guess I'm into this one, too. Grade B.

Wedding Crashers: Miles

This a funny movie, although I didn't think it lived up to all the hype I heard on the street. I liked watching Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn scam the babes. Although I liked it, I felt as though I've seen some of this stuff done by the same guys in other movies. I suppose I'm still stuck on "Old School", one of my favorites from the past few years. A lot of topless shots. Nice. Grade B

The Dukes of Hazzzzzzard: Miles

You know, I always thought the original TV show was stupid. The movie is actually worse than the show. Why did I rent this? I watched about the first 30 minutes and then turned it off. From what I saw, it had no real laughs and Jessica Simpson is no Daisey Duke. Grade F

American Pie: Band Camp: Miles

I wasn't going to rent this, but my wife's friend, Susan, told me this dvd was really funny. The bad news for me is that Susan is a complete mental patient. This movie sucks. Not even the great Eugene Levy can save this piece of shit. It does have a little T & A, but nothing else. Grade: F

Rebound: Miles

Yes, I actually like this movie. It's not original, but I did like it better than last summer's "Kicking and Screaming". Martin Lawrence is a college coach who looses his job. His solution? He must prove himself by coaching junior high basketball. It's very predictable, but it's OK for kids to watch (if you have kids). My garde:C

The Constant Gardner: bob lement

Haiku Review

Confusing Jumble
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